Dickneck Jones

A particular person in traffic who doesn’t drive very well. Hell, even YOU could be a Dickneck Jones at times.

John: “Hey! This Dickneck Jones just cut me off!”
Jacob: “Bro, imagine what a real Dickneck Jones would look like if it was real...”
Jingleheimer: “ZEY AH EEN ZEE ATTIC!”
Schmidt: “Bruh that thought got me fucked up bro....”

by Your Sleep Paralysis Demon December 13, 2019

Dickshake

In some cultures, the art of shaking someone's dick when being introduced or meeting them for the first time. Note: It is also rude to shake very limply.

Singh: Oh my, you have a firm Dickshake!
Youcef: Thanks.

by Arty Benjamin August 19, 2009

dickjacket

1. The extra skin that covers a man's dick when he is uncircumcised.

2. The name for someone so awful that they are unworthy of being called a dick; someone less than a dick.

1. When I unzipped Nate's pants, I was so concerned when I felt his dickjacket!

2. Get the hell out of my way, dickjacket.

by unicornhorn October 13, 2009

Dickslicksia

Lack of proficiency in giving head.
FalatioHeadOral Sex

Dude.. that chick must have dickslicksia. I put my cock in her mouth and she didn't know what to do!

by Sarge AC October 27, 2008

Dickshake

cum

damn it Gus, you spilled your dickshake all over my buns

by gbd199 October 29, 2020

Chocolate Dickshake

After oral sex, chocolate syrup is squirted into the mouth and swallowed with the semen.

"I usually hate giving oral sex, but it is more delicious when I make it a Chocolate Dickshake"

by JadedCowgirl79 January 28, 2009

dicksnap

An imbecile, or idiotic person, corrupted from dickhead

Look at those dicksnaps over there!

by Malakia February 25, 2004