dicksation

a conversation usually between multiple and only men about how big their dicks are. Usually almost everyone's answers is considerably exaggerated or just completely made up

Dude, John says his dick is almost 10 inches

How do you know? Did you have a dicksation?

by fofo92 June 21, 2009

Dickation

A vacation where an individual enjoys a lot of good dick

I haven't had sex in so long, I need a dickation

by BrittanyBilliken October 20, 2016

Dickeating

When people all hop in an argument against one person, just for the sake of it.

Can you guys stop dickeating him? It’s between us.

by dickeat11 September 30, 2020

Dickception

When someone (usually a girl) purposely gives a guy the idea that he's about to get laid or engage with her in some form of sexual activity but instead makes it look like she was only kidding.

-After an argument-
Amy: There, there. Let's just have makeup sex.
Tom: Okay, I'll get naked.
Amy: Kay, now you go have sex with your make-up while I have sex with mine =D
Tom: YOU DICK! THAT WAS DICKCEPTION!

by MisfitMaestro December 3, 2010

Dicktation

It's like lactation. It's the milking of the dick.

Carlos' mom is a pro at taking dicktation

by PNAKOAO April 28, 2016

dicktation

Taking care of the office manager's, supervisor's etc sexual needs. A job that a majority of secretaries perform, whether they admit to it or not.

(Unzipping his fly and dialing the front desk) Ms. Sukalot, I have some dicktation for you.

(Smiles and adjusts her cleavage and hose) I'll be right there, sir!

by Casketcrawler October 19, 2006

dickquation

A situation where a man needs to concoct an elaborate scheme to enable sexual relations with a woman.

Dude, I've been trying everything to slide into this girl but she's a real dickquation.

by Fury McPowerface June 13, 2019