Dickastic

The act of being sarcastic... but also being a real dick about it.

After throwing my cat in the microwave, Jeffrey added in a dickastic manner that 'it wasn't HIM that killed my cat. It was the POPCORN SETTING.'

by Crunchyhombre September 29, 2012

dicktastrophe

A disaster or otherwise calamity involving one or several penises.

The penis slasher is on the loose! There's going to be a dicktastrophe!

by el jefe de booth April 28, 2014

Dickfacts

Facts that are right because guys are always right.

She’s gonna give me head tonight, and that’s dickfacts

by Burkio June 27, 2019

Secondhand Dicktasting

The act of making out with a girl who is having sex with someone else on the regular, so by the transitive property, you have tasted his dick

Jon: "Mike did you make out with your ex-girlfriend again?"

Mike: "Yeah, why?"

Jon: "You are secondhand dicktasting her new boyfriend, how do you feel about that?"

by Mike The LCB April 23, 2011

dickbastard

A person who is widely known as both a dick and a bastard.

"Yeah I know, he's a complete dickbastard!"

by Lancelot56 January 20, 2010

Designated Dickfest

A Designated Dickfest is a location where there is always a poor ratio of guys to girls, (guys overpowering girls), and no matter how many parties are thrown there, it will never change

yo ive been going to JuJu's all week and its the same fucking bull shit, one bitch blowing everyone and no hot bitches, i declare it a Designated Dickfest

by Scoooooter August 23, 2008

Dikfast

A word referring to the meal between dinner and breakfast, or a combination of dinner and breakfast. (Such as brunch, linner, etc.)

"Ooh, I think I'm going to have some eggs and steak for dikfast!"

by Alison February 20, 2005