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dickbait

1. one who attracts homosexuals.
Get the fuck off dude, i'm trying to pick up a chick and you're dickbait.
by Crazedjoker January 24, 2007
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Dickbomb

Dude, the party was bumpin' until someone dropped a dickbomb. It totally fucked up the male-to-female ratio.
by incudal August 4, 2010
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dickbite

frostbite of the dick. It comes in three stages. Stage 1: dickcicle forms on the end of the dick causing urinary retention and eventually kidney failure. Stage 2: Blue ball. This stage quickly progresses to black ball requiring castration. Stage 3: Black dick. The final stage before dick amputation and peeing like a girl for the rest of your life.
He rode his bicycle in the snow and came down with a severe case of dickbite.
by greg9255 March 7, 2016
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dickboxing

A sport including two men (gay or straight) who with their mighty hard swords battle until the opposer loses by either death or cum.

also a mock name for kickboxing
Person 1 "i challenge you to dickboxing battle to the cum

Person 2 "get ready to cum first, challenge accepted"
by Canarisk December 23, 2022
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Dickbird

to be dickbirdy, to act like a dickbird aka douchepop, shittits. To act aloof like a lost mule in search of berries. To be generally lacking anything of use, help, or positive impact

A terrible lifting contraption designed to frustrate and possibly kill its occupants if neophytes. Most often found in the blazing sun during late july.
Stop being such a dickbird you dickbirdy mess up.

That is such a dickbird, i wish that didnt exist.

I got the damn dickbird stuck again i am going to kill myself.
by Big Allio August 20, 2008
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Dicknoid

A nerd who thinks he is smarter than the average dickhead, unaware he is just annoyingly arrogant.
So and So's date is a Dicknoid!
by Im Cherokee by Blood July 26, 2009
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Dickboots

The metaphorical footwear that you put on as you are about to act like a major dick to someone due to their incompetence.
Hey Brett, I want you to get ready because I'm about to put on my dickboots. So don't feel too bad when I rip you a new asshole.
by The_Cat_Box August 25, 2011
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