Dickastic

The act of being sarcastic... but also being a real dick about it.

After throwing my cat in the microwave, Jeffrey added in a dickastic manner that 'it wasn't HIM that killed my cat. It was the POPCORN SETTING.'

by Crunchyhombre September 29, 2012

Dickatude

When someone who is constantly a dick has an extra attitude

Today Dan quit smoking, I didn't speak to him because i couldn't take the dickatude. dick attitude

by Kc315 April 16, 2016

Dickatron

A practical joke in which one wipes ones willy on someone in the middle of the dance floor, with out them knowing....

'Oi mate, I am about to 'dickatron' carl'
'Yeah do it hahaha'

by MC Fr3dz4 j4y May 15, 2014

dickanus

Someone who is being a 'dick' (as being annoying) and an 'anus' (retard)

That fucking dickanus is pissing me off.
Dickanus!
I've never seen such a bigger dickanus in my life!

by Roxton September 13, 2006

dickathon

What brady's mom does for a living.

Chris Brady's mom hosted her 50th dickathon on Monday, January 5th, and helped raise $4 for the vaginal discharge foundation.

by Marc Palmer January 5, 2004

Dickanomics

Dickanomics is a subject most preferred by penis enthusiasts. Specifically the term is used when one party seeks to master a particular way one penis works.

Jason: Babe, you are stroking too hard. You need to loosen your grip and twist a bit using your mouth.

Girl: So if I pay attention, does this mean I pass Jason's Dickanomics 101?

by breakthepanorama March 16, 2010

dickentive

an incentive in the form of a penis. Something a girl wouldn't do other wise unless a hot guy "dick" was going to be present.

I usually don't go out of my way but the dickentive is crazy ... mad hot guys are gonna be there tonite =

by illo5012 October 11, 2009