Dilated & Crowning

When you are rocking a solid deuce in your colon, and it's trying to push its way out.

Mike: "Dude, you still gotta shit?"
Dave: "Man...it's passed that point...I'm dilated & crowning"

by see_weed November 28, 2014

Dialage

A type of prank in which you call some important organization (ex. CIA, FBI, 911) and give the phone to someone else.

Phil: Last week I called the CIA and gave the phone to George.
Clyde: Nice dialage, man!

by MpegEVIL May 14, 2011

dialated brown eye

A term used for a gapping asshole.

After anal sex, she had dialated brown eye.

by SamiamNoGreenEggsNham September 30, 2007

Diarate

When you have diarehea and you do it on someone. Actually, you can do it any time you want.

Ryan: What are you up to right now?

Taylor: I'm about to diarate on your face.

Ryan: mmmmm sounds delicious.

by cockwarrior October 28, 2006

center of dialation

The center of dialation sucks.

you find the center of dialation in crappy homework Dayna!

by bluh$ January 19, 2004

Dilate

an enlargement or expansion in bulk or extent, the opposite of contraction. It derives from the Latin dilatare, "to spread wide".

"Shit dude, your eyes are dilated, it must be from all of that cocaine"
"That can cause blurred vision, I better not drive."

by Gracker February 1, 2010

Diabate

the act of eating copious amounts of sugary snacks in a very short period of time, which will most likely end up with a serious case of the diabetes.

Leeroyy; yo niggah i jus ordered 15 cookies, lets go smoke some herb and diabate at my house

Darone; yeeeeeeeeee.

by JeremyScurto October 19, 2010