Dordrecht Doppelganger

Usually after a tough night out on the Techno Dust, when trying to bang a chick while supporting Disco Dick and having troubles climaxing: Blow your nose on her back/belly and pretend it's cum.

Man i was so wasted last night when banging this chick I had to get a Dordrecht Doppelganger.

I can't believe he still finished in your mouth given how intoxicated he was, are you sure it wasn't a Dordrecht Doppelganger?

Invented by J. Palermo

by tjsecretlover October 30, 2019

dord

(chem.) Density

Wood has a lower dord than water, so it floats

by dorque January 9, 2004

DoorDash & Smash

The act of ordering doordash as a date and having sex afterwards.

It was so smooth. Homegirl came by last night for a quick DoorDash & Smash.

by ConvictClint February 18, 2021

doordashing on fent

when one is so high they feel like they be like Travis scot or actually doordashing on fentanyl

"yea man i was hella doordashing on fent last night"

by meatheadirony March 9, 2023

dord

the best word in the history of the English language. this word should be put back in the dictionary and should encompass not only density in the scientific sense but should also be used to describe a dumb person.

Why are you so dord?

by eboyd32 June 28, 2007

Doordashistan

This definition was written by Mosofat. Our great nation was found in 1905. It may be possible that our great nation was found prior to 1905 but all records of time before 1905 were destroyed in Great Fire of 1905 so it is not worth trying to figure out what happened before 1905. The current crown prince is Prince Al-Prais Izrait and we like him enough. Currently price of DOORDASHISTAN NATIONAL CREDIT (DDNC) is worth 1/16 rug or 1.2 dash-pass included meal voucher. We are not open to immigration.

Doordashistan rug.

by mosofat December 31, 2022

Bypass the dwords

This is the type of question you ask skidiots to check if they really are as stupid as you think they are.

Normally used when talking with someone that acts as if they know what they are talking about but truly has little to no knowledge of the subject, normally used when talking to people about cheats or scripts.

Me: Yo bro does your cheat bypass the dwords?

Him: Yea bro I bypass all the dwords that way my aimbot is better

by ThatOneFry October 1, 2020