Heroin capital of Michigan. Detroit beach, like surrounding woodland beach and all the other beaches near it are home to the largest heroin addiction within the Midwest.
Often times, the residents are also pedophiles which is apparent due to the local sex offender registry. The average person has tenkids with ten different people and at least twelve needles spread throughout the floor of their home at any given time.
The population consists of more drug addicts than people,including dogs and the drug addicted fish in the lake from all the needle disposals.
Also home to the largest party slut population in the county, even rivaling the likes of Newport.
Tim : Yeah I went out to Detroit beach, michigan the other day, was going to swim but there were needles scattered like land mines all up and down the sand
Bob : Oh what a shock, somebody would probably molest your kids too out that way
Reference to Philadelphia's location and status as the nation's second largest burned out ghetto/city. Detroit is clearly the reigning champion of ghettoness.
An American made automobile that has childproof electric door and window locks that prevent the occupants from rolling the windows down or escaping the car once the driver has let a massive fart.
Dude, I need to find out who in our squad ratted me out on cheating on the History test last week. Bro, we will pick the squad up tonight after school in my car, go on a long ride, lock the doors and windows, then I will fart and we will then begin the questioning in the "Detroit Gas Chamber". Someone will talk..they always do.