desperation

1. a desperate state of mind.
2. in dire staits.
3. in need of a bathroom.

1. "I can't put up with this much longer."
2. "I don't know how much longer I can hold out."
3. "I really need to pee....NOW!"

by ben November 18, 2003

desperate

When you're horny or blue balling to the point where you'll fuck anyone.

Tom's so desperate that he'll have sex with a cow!

by Matt March 8, 2005

desperate

a guy who gets punked and or used by a woman.

did you see that kid sonny get chumped by that bitch? that was some desperate shit.

by gringos October 29, 2007

Desperational

Adjective used to describe an action or series of actions characterised by a feeling of desperation. Can be used to describe an event or series of events in either a past, present or future tense.

First coined by Australian former Rugby League player and current sports commentator Corey Parker during a game between South Sydney Rabbitohs and Western Suburbs Tigers during the 2021 NRL season on April 17th.

“It was a desperational moment when the opposing team nearly scored”

by Orinjamba April 18, 2021

Desperate

People who write or look up urban dictionary definitions of good things about their name to take their mind off the fact they rank among the scum of the earth.

Example I

"Oh look Sebastian, this UD entry says that I'm handsome and cool."

"Sounds like someone needs to get hit by a bus... Big time."

Example II

"Hey I want to write about how great the name Lenny is!"

"Wow, you're a desperate piece of garbage"

by Randall The Harmless Neighbor July 16, 2014

desperate

when you have to pee so bad, you're about to wet your pants

she was so desperate that she begged the teacher if she could go to the ladies room even though he said no already

by Jamie March 14, 2005

desperate

In dire need of something. Usually associated with people trying to get some from other people. Desperate people is commonly a catch 22. Desperate people usually don't get what they want, thus they are always desperate.

Sue is so desperate to get some guy that she turns them off by being desperate.

by me May 14, 2003