Depth-Charge

Laying a fart in the cushion of a couch so precisely that the next person who sits down on it will get a blast of nasty butt!

Heh, heh... I just left a depth-charge for George.

by James Jarvis August 5, 2004

depth perception

Lack there of, Phsyical competence by one, Edwin, to determin the distance to point B from, mentioned above, horrible depth perseption

Edwin poked his chicka IDB due to lack of depth perseption

by TSOG August 2, 2003

depth charger

A drink in which a shot of Root Beer schnapps is dropped into a mug of you favorite dark beer and consumed entirely in one fluid motion.

" Ahh man, i pounded 22 depth chargers on a sunday night, by boss is gonna be pissed that im late on monday again.

by HammerSkin June 16, 2005

Depth charge

A fart floated in an area to be occupied by an unsuspecting victim.

Before exiting on the 5th floor, I dropped a depth charge and spotted the lady’s look of disgust when she got in the elevator.

by Ziggy Blonde March 1, 2009

Depth Chart

The list of people of the opposite sex you keep in your head at any one moment that you could possibly bang.

Dude, Sandra's busy tonight, I guess I'll have to take a look at my depth chart.

by PersonWhoDoesThings June 10, 2011

Depth Perception

Depth perception is the ability to realize when your band is coming off as TOO deep. For example, when a band TRIES too hard to be deep and thought-provoking and their depth comes off as silly, it could be said that they have no depth perception.

Jared Leto has no depth perception, thus he makes 13.5 minute long music videos.

by Co. March 3, 2007

Depth Perception

Something anyone can say they don't have when they have trouble seeing something.

guy 1: Dude, whats wrong? You couldn't hit water if your fell out of a boat.
guy 2: Sorry, I have no depth perception in this lighting.

guy: Did you enjoy watching the movie last night?
girl: No, I had no depth perception.

by ToastyToast69 August 24, 2016