Rhombic Theory of Rizz Deprecation

A theory written by Rhombicosidodecahedron stating that:

If one is to attempt to obtain an addition of rizz to a current value of rizz, which is an addition of great magnitude within a time period of minuscule duration, he shall retain his current rizz and shall not gain any but an addition of magnitude whose value shall be lowered, while also becoming subject to ridicule and chastisement which shall cause the deprecation of the magnitude of the intended addition of rizz.

Bob: Imma come to school tomorrow with some gucci clothes and a new rizzful haircut and also some white shiny teeth and cologne and imma get all them girls
Joe: that's too sudden of a change. You should follow the Rhombic Theory of Rizz Deprecation which essentially says if you try to make such a sudden and dramatic increase in your rizz you will look bad
Bob: that's a shame

by Rhombicosidodecahedron September 3, 2023

Deprectile dysfunction

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Guy 1: "I think I'm having Deprectile dysfunction"
Guy 2: "you need to see a therapist dude that stuff sucks to have"

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sweat depreciation

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I completed the patio project and gained some sweat depreciation.

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deprication

Deprivation of appreciation

Deprication of inherent moral value structure is rife.

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heehee deprecator

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deprection

an unavoidable erection during extreme sadness

my cat just died and all i could do was cry. a girl i knew came over to comfort me and kept rubbing my cock. i couldn't help but get a deprection.

by Matt Parker (parkman47) June 25, 2010

deprecated

The past verb or past participle of:

deprecate. n. To express earnest disapproval of; to belittle.

Don't deprecate perfectly good words.

by Bad Grammar Must Die April 2, 2003