Warren:"So Mayson fucked it up again. Words cannot describe what a douche-bag he is...."
Jose:"Oh yes they can--he's a chrome-plated, 360 degree asshole!"
Jose:"Oh yes they can--he's a chrome-plated, 360 degree asshole!"
by Kieran Le Petomaine November 20, 2006
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1: an infinite amount
2: an immeasurable number which when exponentially applied to anything else becomes inconceivably massive
1: an infinite amount
2: an immeasurable number which when exponentially applied to anything else becomes inconceivably massive
I've got so much homework; it sucks to the nth degree.
That squirrel looks awesome to the nth degree.
That squirrel looks awesome to the nth degree.
by zarthaniel March 21, 2004
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A term of irony used for a very self-serving mother with very little inherent nurturing instinct and often a victim of psychosis and/or bipolar disorder. Her ugly and abusive behaviors often include but are not limited to: name calling, tyrannical micromanaging, violent rages, insensitivity, blaming her mistakes on everyone else, extreme vanity, envy of her childrens' talents disguised as "constructive" criticism, and a propensity towards often having a very phony and pleasant public facade. Joan Crawford was the prime example of such a mother.
Child #1: My mom grounded me for not making decent grades this quarter. She's an evil witch!
Child #2: Mommy Dearest is so distracted with her ego and ambitions that my grades only cross her mind when she remembers that they are going to reflect on her public image. THAT's evil witch dummy.
Child #1: Touché!
Child #2: Mommy Dearest is so distracted with her ego and ambitions that my grades only cross her mind when she remembers that they are going to reflect on her public image. THAT's evil witch dummy.
Child #1: Touché!
by vegan87 September 1, 2011
Get the Mommy Dearest mug.Basically a synonym for nepotism, this word derives from Utica, NY (a city of approx. 60,000 in Central NY) where high-paying jobs are widely asserted to be obtained through family and acquaintance connections rather than through education and proven experience. These illegally acquired jobs often come with various perks and kickbacks that are as questionable as the means used to obtain the job.
Who is the new superintendent of schools?
I don't know, some nobody with a Utica degree. I heard he got the job because he was the brother of the board president.
Where did the VP of the bank go to college?
Nowhere. He's got a Utica degree so he didn't need to go to college.
Why is that arson detective able to afford a Hummer and a $600,000 house in New Hartford?
I don't know, he probably has a Utica degree.
I don't know, some nobody with a Utica degree. I heard he got the job because he was the brother of the board president.
Where did the VP of the bank go to college?
Nowhere. He's got a Utica degree so he didn't need to go to college.
Why is that arson detective able to afford a Hummer and a $600,000 house in New Hartford?
I don't know, he probably has a Utica degree.
by Jamallerian October 13, 2007
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the one you’ll love till you’re old and gray, the one that’s there for you each night and day, the one that you’ll stay inside by the fire spending all day laughing and cuddling with, the one that you just feel comfortable with and want to spend forever with. The one you really, truly, unconditionally love. The One. My dearest.
the one you’ll love till you’re old and gray, the one that’s there for you each night and day, the one that you’ll stay inside by the fire spending all day laughing and cuddling with, the one that you just feel comfortable with and want to spend forever with. The one you really, truly, unconditionally love. The One. My dearest.
“I love you my dearest” 💕❤️
“Wow, that couple is so cheesy, I hear they call each other “love” and “dearest”!”
“Wow, that couple is so cheesy, I hear they call each other “love” and “dearest”!”
by A Rose By Any Other Name.... December 8, 2020
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Guy-Yeah i know everything about the Beatles!
Other Guy-Oh really? who's your favourite one?
Guy-The black one was definitely the coolest
Other Guy-I see you've got your Professor Bullshit Degree
Other Guy-Oh really? who's your favourite one?
Guy-The black one was definitely the coolest
Other Guy-I see you've got your Professor Bullshit Degree
by Hoboken dude September 21, 2011
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