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The Dennis System

Made famous in the tv series It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia. Dennis Reynold's fool proff system to get any girls undying love and devotion for life.

D- Demonstrate Value
E- Engage Physically
N- Nuture Dependence
N- Neglect Emotionally
I- Inspire Hope
S- Seperate Entirely

The way to win any girl's heart.
Kalee- "The pizzas good."
Dennis- "Your the one thats good."
The Dennis System
by delamp November 21, 2009
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Dennis

Generous, understanding, smart, and very talented. He is as sharp and as quick-witted as Jim Carrey on speed, but he can also sometimes be brooding like Marlon Brando. He's a strange one, but he will leave you laughing anytime you see him. He has a cute self-consciousness about him that is very charming. He is so gifted that everything just comes to him naturally and effortlessly, but he genuinely thinks he sucks at everything when in fact he doesn't. Which is fine, because that makes him try ten times harder than anybody else at anything that he does. He is also very tough. Stories tell of him wrestling a pack of hungry coyotes that were messing with his cat. Don't ask what happened to those coyotes. He's just one of those few people that have a commanding presence about them, and you instantly recognize him when he steps into a room. Mere mortals tremble by his very presence, but he doesn't see you this way. He is never judgmental towards others, which is refreshing to see. He is very empathetic and always wants to relate to others. I think he's an artist, and a damn good one, but he cringes when hearing that word. He has great difficulty receiving compliments, of all things, and I cannot figure out why. Did I mention he's handsome? He looks like Johnny Depp. On a bad day. His wit, humor, handsomeness, and all around awesomeness, makes me think that he is the reincarnation of Cary Grant.
Dennis: Why are you so good to me?

You: Shall I climb up and tell you why?

Dennis: Lol.
by dont delete me April 18, 2013
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Dennisse is girl strong who can take anything, it makes people happy when they are sad. She can make her friends happy
Dennisse help their family and friends when they are sad
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Dennilyn

Dennilyn is one of the greatest people you will ever get the pleasure to know. She can be an aggressive little tornado when she gets mad, but when she's not mad she's super funny and really cool. Sometimes she does weird things, but it makes you love her even more.
Wow...she's acting like a Dennilyn. We should probably let her calm down.
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A russian Mafia Leader who is always high on hash and drugs, who drinks Vodka and never sleeps. Who loves his grey russian cat, and plays chess like Kasparov. Denniez owns Prussia
Denniez is stoned again. Denniez Mafia vs USA
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Donnie

1 - A fandom phenomenon, defined when fans of a film or tv series band together to imagine that there is a romantic or sexual connection between characters who have had, in reality, either no interaction or sparse, flat interactions.

Originating from the so-called "Donnie" fandom (a portmanteau of Daryl and Connie) of the AMC TV show The Walking Dead, who insist that 2 characters who have had less than 6 minutes of direct interaction during the course of more than 32 epsiodes spanning 2 years are canonically in love. None of the aired scenes were intimate, sexual, or even particularly personal, thus giving rise to well-earned fandom mocking of the Donnies. Donniers, also known as D-con, are known to be hostile to *Caryl fans, and often attempt to weaponize social media to quell fandom enthusiasm for the 10-year relationship between Carol Peletier and Daryl Dixon, who are currently series leads on the The Walking Dead.

2 - A humorously imaginary thing. Wishful thinking.

Despite a severe lack of shared screen time, the character of Daryl Dixon has said that he and Connie are both part of a larger family of survivors, but denied any romantic feelings for her with the words; "It's not like that. Not at all." It can, as of Season 10, be safely assumed that they are more like cousins, in-laws, or other non-immediate family relations.

* Angela Kang, Executive Producer of The Walking Dead has publicly stated that Carol and Daryl are soulmates.
Dude, your fandom is so Donnie. Those two haven't even met!

Those two haven't spoken one sentence to each other in the show. That ship is a total Donnie.

He's never going to ask you out, stop being such a Donnie!
Your boat sank? Must be a Donnie.
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dennise

Omg Dennise is such a girl boss.
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