denim 

A not commonly used synonym for sucking blue cheese

I like doing denim to blue cheese

denim by rockygraywolf September 20, 2022

denim day

On April 29th, we wear denim as a big fuck you to all rapists.
The campaign began after a ruling by the Italian Supreme Court where a rape conviction was overturned because the justices felt that since the victim was wearing tight jeans she must have helped the person who raped her remove her jeans, thereby implying consent. The following day, the women in the Italian Parliament came to work wearing jeans in solidarity with the victim.

A:"Why are you wearing jeans in quarantine?"
B:"Dude! It's April 29, it's denim day!"

denim day by Alexabik April 28, 2020

Denim Boner 

A phenomenon which only occurs once an individual wears jeans. It is most commonly used to describe the lump or bulge which forms on the around the zipper/crotch area when sitting down. Any attempt to 'squash' the said boner may result in making the situation even more awkward, leading most to ignore it and hope nobody else notices, much like when you pop a real boner on the train and can't get it to go down.

Fred noticed he was rocking a denim boner but when he tried to push it down, everyone on the train started to stare.

Denim Boner by Ohdearaboner October 6, 2009

Denim Denim Denim 

The literal type of pants that Mario wears.

Bill: "Hey George, what type of pants does Mario wear?
George: "Fuck! I don't know. Overalls?"
Bill: "Nope, Denim Denim Denim!"

Denim Denim Denim by BallzMcLongCock June 16, 2010

Denim Jacket Girls 

They are a very mean group of girls (normally 2) who give dirty looks. And aren’t known till you have an encounter with them. They are the type of girls who can’t ‘say it with their chest’.

Faiza: Oh look it’s the Denim Jacket Girls we saw yesterday.
Ben: Yea. They called me weird yesterday. Couldn’t even come say it to my face.

Denim Jacket Girls by Transitions May 2, 2019

Denim Dan 

Someone wearing blue jeans with a denim jacket, also known as a canadien tuxedo.

I saw Denim Dan at the bar the other night.

Denim Dan by Phillip Hutchens September 4, 2006

denim clit 

The spot located in the crotch of denim jeans where the four seams meet to form a small mound of surplus material which resembles a clit

"David, if you don't stop playing with your denim clit, you are going to rub a hole in your new jeans."

"I went to flick Aaron's denim clit, but I accidentally flicked one of his testicles through his jeans."

denim clit by Mitchell_E January 10, 2008