Dendrophilia 

Arousle by trees/Sex with trees

I humped a tree once and only once, was fantastic. Always hard and up for it and so much to do. Tree screwing is what I do. Having sex with a tree.

Dendrophilia by uk_dreambabe_2004 March 28, 2004

Detrophiliac 

Tree Fucker

Somebody who fucks trees. Has sexual relations with trees.

Detrophiliac by Ryan August 11, 2003

Dendrophilian 

An over-the-top and unnecessarily loud Norwegian male who is most often seen on YouTube with multiple videos on Atheism and religious fallacies. His often rational and well thought out points are overshadowed by his attempts to appear funny or out of control. Overwhelms the eyes with color effects or sudden camera changes.

Dendrophilian: -good point-good point-good point-I'm so fucking funny and brilliant laugh at my wittiness and ignore my logic-

Dendrophilian by Apatheist January 2, 2009

dentropheliac 

a word for dumb kids who are scared to say "tree fucker"

dentro...dentro...oh fuck it youre a tree fucker

dentropheliac by woopie poop April 2, 2003

dendraphiliac 

A dendraphiliac is a person who commits to have sex with trees

You remind me of my sister, shes a dendraphiliac 2

dendraphiliac by regieduboise April 3, 2008

Dendrophilia 

People who are sexualy attracted to trees and would like to make them their life partner. Only 1 % of the world's population suffers from this condition but it still should be taken very seriously.

I am a dendrophilic person who goes camping often to be with the trees and whatever happens is nature.

Dendrophilia by BOB LOAVOUS August 21, 2003

dentropheliac 

a person who has sexual relations with trees

Darren Is SUCH a dentropheliac, he'll never get a chick.

dentropheliac by Anonymous April 2, 2003