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Yeetus Yeetus Commit Self Deletus!

A Harry Potter spell created by Voldemort. When performed on somebody it will force the unlucky victim to commit suicide. It was created when Voldemort was so bored of Avada Kedavra and the other unforgivable curses that he created it. When casting the curse you wave your wand in a V to make it work. It takes much training and experience to do it properly.
Voldemort at Harry: Yeetus Yeetus Commit Self Deletus!
*Harry does Avada Kedavra on himself*
by Mr OceMcCool October 31, 2019
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commit self deletus

the process of deleting yourself from existence
YEETUS YEETUS COMMIT SELF DELETUS
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yeetus that fetus and make that default deletus

when you abort a baby so hard that it kills the nearest default making him self implode and cry tears of blood therefore allowing you to summon the demons of celzar and wipe out the human race.
wife: im pregnant
husband: you know what we have to do
wife: what?
husband we have to YEETUS THAT FETUS AND MAKE THAT DEFAULT DELETUS
some 11 year old at home playing fortnite: i don't feel so good
*11 year old self implodes leaving blood and meat all over the walls and his eyes rolling on the floor*
*mum walks in*
mum: HOLY FUCK MY SON MY BOy, OH GOD PLEASE NO, NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
by deletus October 29, 2018
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yeetus yeetus fetus deletus

14 year old girl: You got me pregnant!
24 year old man: YEETUS YEETUS FETUS DELETUS
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Deletus

Deletus, is a slang word for delete usually used with the word yeet
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Teetus Deletus

To get rid of your boobies and become a man. Used mainly in the transmasc community. Other name for teet yeet.
- Yo dude your chest is sooo flat!
- Ofc it is, I did the teetus deletus last month
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Fetus Deletus

An alternative way of saying abortion while also sounding like a wizard,try yelling this phrase if you ever have the chance to perform a fetus deletus
Dr. : "Ok so we are going to remove the fetus,are you sure you want to do this?"
Karen: "I've taken so many other kids, i don't need any more"
Dr: "FETUS DELETUS"
Karen: *Dies during the abortion*
by Mr. Meme Dream Supreme October 9, 2019
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