defuckanitely

Describe a situation that is fucking sure.

'Honey , is it in yet ?' 'Defucknitely yes !'

by Mokonamon May 8, 2005

deficate

To take a shit or crap.

I deficated on my neighbor's front porch.

by Fetus Humper October 4, 2005

defuckerer

One whose job it is to help fix a fucked up situation.

Geoff is so good at solving problems, we call him the defuckerer.

by Douchekabob December 19, 2015

Defunkatize

A hygeine product, such as: soap, deoderant and bodyspray. Could also be used as "defunk" and "defunker".

"Man, you need to go defunkatize yo'self!"

by RavenLoonatic November 28, 2005

defocate

1) to release your bowels in a violent manner, usually in a toilet.

"dude did you just defocate on my chair!?"

by Devo Shenaynay June 21, 2007

Defecrate

Pooping on or against something that is holy. Considered to be a faux pas in most cultures.

"Dude! So William visited the Sistine chapel yesterday, but got arrested for defecrating on the altar! I'd bail him out, but there's no deal when crucifixion is involved."
"Yea, and defecratest thou not in the Holiest of Grails, lest ye be damned into eternity."

by Werpdwerg November 1, 2008

defacate

To push a log from your anus.

I gotta defacate!

by squeakshard765 July 4, 2016