explosive decompression

The result of eating too much spicy (or just plain bad) food. See also starfish drool.

An hour after eating at Taco Bell, I was locked in the bathroom, experiencing explosive decompression.

by Don Wong October 26, 2003

decomposable income

Term used in the developing world that refers to salary components made up of organic matter, usually in the form of fruits or food for the purpose of tax savings.

Reghu: "Whats with all the refrigerators in the house?"
Jaya: "Its for all the extra decomposable income i've been making this year"

by 404g February 26, 2012

Decomposing Whale

Either a whale that is in the process of decomposing, or a Gay person lying on the group, refusing to get up.

Bob: Get up, you decomposing whale!
Gavin: NEVER!

by Popboy11 November 7, 2016

decomposing demographic

A minority class of American voters that were deceased prior their vote being cast. Also, decomposed demographic.

The candidate seemed to have a strong showing from the decomposing demographic.

by Ola D the OG November 8, 2020

decompositary

Another Way of Saying Idiot

*I Like Dream* Says Aoife
*Shut Up You Decompositary Child* Says John

by Swansey September 17, 2021

Explosive Decompression

When it feels like you have to take a giant shit, but it's really just one turd and a giant fart behind it.

I rushed home cause I thought I had to crap, turns out it was just explosive decompression.

by TheNoobHunter April 12, 2017

dcomposed

Dork (See Wirthling)

Stop being such a dcomposed!

by DragonXero January 6, 2003