A Declan Moffat

A loud, usually drunken, but hillariously entertaining country fellow. A man of intense sexual energy, but ABSOLUTELY no charm or subtelty. Creation of the Irish comedian Tommy Tiernan, but describes accurately a vast number of rural Irish men in their early 20's to 50's.

Declan Moffat, while extremely hungover and struggling to form sentences describing a situation where a man wants to make love to a woman, but she's not in the mood, but requires some gentle persuasion: "DID YA EVER RAPE SOMEONE?"
This is an example of "A Declan Moffat".

by Captainfailure April 11, 2008

declan mckenna

a vegan rat

declan mckenna is an angel i hate him

by smellysmellsmelly October 11, 2018

Declan Funk

Jewish

You must be Declan Funk because you don't celebrate Christmas.

by FunkFan530 February 17, 2022

Declan

Either girls love him or hate him they don’t know which one to choose because they all like him some way or another

Declan

by Declan.m October 24, 2018

Declan

He is a really thoughtful person who cares about everyone. He is strong physical and mentally. He will never let his friend down. He is very loyal and will hurt you if he sees you being mean to one of his friends. Even though he can be annoying sometimes he is a fun person to hang out with and is smart and has ALOT of ideas

Declan is the best

by Sickskier October 25, 2019

Declan Booty

When a fat guy sits on top of you and makes you shit and then forces you to eat it then you have to suck off the nearest person to your left

Last week I got Declan Booty by my 5 year old sister

by Touch me May 18, 2021

descant

The part in choir that all the quirky not-like-other-girls girls who go on and on and think that they're the best at singing.

Omg, she's such an annoying descant girl

by its zoeyyyyyyy June 2, 2023