#dead

when something is really fun and you "die" laughing. something that's worthy of dying of laughter. or something that makes you die of laughter.

karla: i totally just fell down the stairs and dropped all my cereal.

sasha: #dead

OR

karla: oh my god! mr. v gave out 3 essays due tomorrow! he really expects us to do alla this?

sasha: #dead

karla: how's that funny?

sasha: it's funny because he thinks i'm gonna do all that work

by sashaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaapatriice January 03, 2011

Deaded

to put an end to a conversation, a relationship or some sort of beef(problem)...

Yo I just deaded it cause we were getting nowhere arguing about shit....

by symone..AKA ill nana August 02, 2005

Dead it

To end something; such as a relationship.

Man, that girl is crazy! You need to dead it!

by yeyeye October 16, 2006

that's dead

that's not gonna happen; i'm not gonna do that
also pronounced "thas dead"

mom: "Take out the garbage!"

Child: "That's dead!!!"

by FrankieDoodle January 08, 2009

Dead

frontman of norwegian black metal band Mayhem.
committed suicide at the age of 22.
the real soul of Mayhem.
Mayhem without Dead are not the real Mayhem.
probably the best blackster ever.
his name will never die, as his spirit does.
never forget his death, that changed black metal scene more than Euronymous' death did.
in memory of a legend.

Dead is simply a legend.
nothing else to say.

by countess_Grishnackh August 21, 2009

dead

1.) used when something is funny
2.) shorter version of deadass
3.) something that is not alive (duh)

1.) “bruh i’m dead 💀💀.”
2.) “i dead can’t deal with you rn.”
3. “your ____ is dead.”

by imbeciIe April 06, 2019

dead

Something that is no longer living and can now be kicked.

Yep it's dead!
*Kicks it*

by IFORGOT December 08, 2002