Häagen-Dazsed

When you marry a skinny girl and she chunks up after the wedding.

Dang have you seen John's wife in Instagram? A man got straight up Häagen-Dazsed!

by Volt220 August 26, 2019

next dayed

The feeling you have after a heavy night the day before

I am feeling a bit next dayed

by Rafah Kid July 31, 2003

Daybed

It's like a night bed, but you sleep on it durring the day to take naps and shit.

Crystal: I'm gonna make a daybed in my room.
Zac: What's a daybed?

by BDMike May 31, 2018

next dayed

absolutely fooked

I went to tru fest and am very next dayed

by Tru Fester September 8, 2003

Broad dayed

when a shorty pulls up to your crip and shoots you in the head.

devontay got broad dayed yesterday.

by bigdaddychoochoo December 13, 2019

daysen

Daysen is a vary vary gay and trans loving person

Daysen”man that was a good bang bang party”

by Mc_sympathy November 26, 2021

dased

the act of dressing up in a russian masseuse outfit and blindfolding someone and didling the blindfolded victim

dude he totally got dased!

by theman10003 March 9, 2011