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Davidanese

A long, lost language that is a branch of modern English. The language is full of contradictions (apparent by the first sentence in this definited) and only one individual has knowledge of the complete language.

This definition is written in Davidanese.
Giraffes really are snakes on a plane. If you understood Davidanese, the sentence would have made sense.
by D Winsauer August 16, 2006
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cum dividend

When a dividend is received that is covered in cum, usually due to the excitement of the investor
She marveled that cum dividend, her shares rose in value. She then came on the dividend, hence the cum dividend.
by Iniesta1 August 10, 2009
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Natural Dividends

You are a shareholder of the Earth. Being here, you’ve been given a share of its resources. Being a responsible shareholder means taking a look at your relationship with nature.

How you use your share plays into the bigger picture; as Chief Seattle says, “All things are bound up in each other like the blood that binds the family.” You can invest in your share by giving back, being mindful, and helping be a part of the solution.

Each of us has a different level of resources and lifestyle, which plays a big part in what we can do. Becoming a shareholder is realizing that you and your choices make a difference.
Natural Dividends Increases Nature's Share by amplifying the voices of others who are involved in local initiatives, promoting manageable lifestyle changes, and creating connections between individuals and existing environmental organizations. As a community, making small sustainable changes every day will pay large dividends to Nature.
by naturaldividends December 23, 2021
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dividend

A drink or cocktail. Stems from the concept of sharing the profits from a good harvest among the farmers involved, as in a glass of wine from a barrel or a shot of whiskey from a cask. Commonly used to refer to a drink poured from a larger stash (i.e. a bottle of whiskey or a batch of martinis).
Bob: "Yes, yes, Carolyn, I think equities are a terrible place to have your money these days. I could use another dividend. Bowmore, that will do!"

Carolyn: "I'm not going to have one myself but would be happy to get you one."
by drewbob September 6, 2007
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Egotistical dividends

The fallout in terms of benefits of having an ego.
"There are concrete egotistical dividends; an artist's ego is what compels him to create art; a poet's ego gives her sufficient hubris to express herself in a poem."
by shadyladyk March 12, 2010
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Dividender

An Alaskan who has just gotten their Permanent Fund Dividend and is on a mission to spend as much and as fast as they can on his hobbies or interests also generally on items usually out of ones price range.
Oh joy here come the dividenders.
by Sorrior October 27, 2008
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davidondrugs

thebest tiktoker
davidondrugs is my favorite tiktoker ever!!!”
by davidvore May 30, 2021
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