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Dasani Dick

A penis that is abnormally shaped like a Dasani water bottle.
"What did his penis look like?"
"His dasani dick was shaped like a water bottle"
"EW"
by KevinWoods October 18, 2016
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Dasan

Any Dasan you will ever know will always be :pogchampemote:. Even though he may be pessimistic at times, Dasans will always pull it through for the bois. Dasans will always recommend great movies to watch, and will be there for you in times of need. In terms of sex appeals, dasans all around the world are complete hunk of men/women and can catch a hottie with a simple flick of their luscious black hair. If you ever get the chance to meet a dasan, be sure to compliment them, because they tend to out themselves alot.
Hot Chick: " Hey, do you see that hunk of a man over there with that hot, fat ass?"
Other hot chick:" Yea! That is Dasan. I wish i could have a chance with him!"
by Yaboithabutler April 27, 2020
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Dasani

Dasani is Coca-Cola's bottled water brand that apparently sells well in some markets. By using a new filteration technique similar to that used in cell function or dialysis the water is cleaned and minerals added.

Unfortunately on the UK market the product showed traces of bromate, a carcinogen, and was quickly withdrawn whilst it's original debate, it's oustanding price was still ongoing.

More expensive than many of it's competitors', and since this is just filtered tap water, not a good marketing ploy in a country with potable tap water.

Since other Coca-Cola ingredients such as caffeine, caramel, phosphoric acid and aspartame are seperately linked to issues including brain cancer, memory loss and decalcification of teeth and the fact they already produce Buxton water in a similary industrial enviroment, I'd say their long-term reputation for expensive sugar water and the like will not be harmed.
...and Dasani was quickly withdrawn before the debate and even marketing had really begun.
by dj_monged August 14, 2004
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Dusan

A man of many names including big boi, clown, iguana, D man, coco head, raccoon, etc. He's a funny slav that only eats rice cakes and burek. Says stuff like gnarly, EPICO, and sacrifice chants. has an alter ego called peter file
dude1: Do you know who put a picture of a pillar baby in the guy's room

dude2: it was probably Dusan

dude1: I heard he can do a dick hat trick
by 11/10 that boi December 16, 2019
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Dasani Dick

When your dick gets stuck in a Dasani bottle and you start cumming in the bottle
by Big boi 735374756327 November 10, 2020
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Dauson

Dauson is a loving and caring boy who really. He wants to receive the love that he gives and once denied that, he learns,forgets and moves on.
Dauson is Christian name
by Kaltel December 11, 2018
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dasani

A french prostitute that frequents the corners in the red light district. See also: Evian.
That Dasani was the worst $1.50 I've ever spent!
by Ecko February 8, 2005
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