Data is a cute boy. He is very kind, but he doesn’t show it very often. If he loves you, he will do everything for you, but if he doesn’t, he will beat the hell out of you.
Data has anger issues
by Classyboujeeratchet May 29, 2020
by Sunny Dancer May 16, 2015
by Data February 20, 2003
by Gooooooood January 13, 2019
A poor and thinly veiled attempt by internet service providers to keep costs down and limit services by blaming users for using "too much bandwidth", despite receiving billions in government subsidies meant to expand and improve national internet infrastructure, but which were instead maliciously pocketed by internet service executives.
Customer: "How the fuck am I over my monthly data cap?"
Internet Service Representative "If you would just look right here in the contract you signed, we can arbitrarily fuck you over by making up whatever numbers we want. And we don't care if we get caught because whatever penalties we pay is a tiny fraction of the profit we make from our illegal schemes."
Internet Service Representative "If you would just look right here in the contract you signed, we can arbitrarily fuck you over by making up whatever numbers we want. And we don't care if we get caught because whatever penalties we pay is a tiny fraction of the profit we make from our illegal schemes."
by PortableBacon June 23, 2019
by Big Drug 69 July 15, 2021
A male who has vast amounts of information, general knowledge, and facts about the world.
There are two types of data males: soft boy nerds sharing their knowledge respectfully and obnoxious know-it-alls, who mansplain everything.
There are two types of data males: soft boy nerds sharing their knowledge respectfully and obnoxious know-it-alls, who mansplain everything.
Jessie: "what do you think about legalizing drugs?"
Tim: "I read a paper on 2001 Portugal decriminalization of heroin that decreased the number of overdoses by 15 times"
Jessie: "holy shit, you are such a Data Male, I wish you were inside of me..."
Tim: "I read a paper on 2001 Portugal decriminalization of heroin that decreased the number of overdoses by 15 times"
Jessie: "holy shit, you are such a Data Male, I wish you were inside of me..."
by Debatní Deník March 05, 2022