doppeldanger

DAH-PULL-DANG-ER (pronoun) is an interchangeable term typically used to describe an indescribable object generally that one was just using and now cannot find, furthermore and for whatever reason, the individual cannot articulate what exactly said item was only further compounding the verbal breakdown. Insert 'doppeldanger' to expedite communication despite limited information.

Synonym: Widget

Has anyone seen that there doppeldanger?? I just had it!

by Lee Freedom July 16, 2010

Dapper Dan

At common law, when DP gets DP'ed.

"Those guys Dapper Danned the shit out of me."

"This Con Law is killing me, I hope I get Dapper Danned"

"I've got the mens rea to get Dapper Danned".

by Double Dan February 26, 2010

diaperdandy

A person who craps themselves while using the copy machine.

Those reports will have to wait because that diaperdandy is in then office.

by Mr. Softskull December 17, 2004

Dapper Dan

when 2 men are having sex and the pitcher starts to reach around and jerk off the catcher until he ejaculates in his hand. then the man with the cum-filled hand slides his hands through the other man's hair greasing it back.

"You mind if I give you a dapper dan tonight?"

"Not all good sir."

by TineeVaginee December 19, 2009

daperdandatur

a large steam powered machine only found in the void of deceit. living creatures(even humans) can be fed into the machine on a conveyor belt and once inside they are dried out, ripped and cut into thin slices of beef jerky. mostly taken on ships into the sea of krongstad and fed to the vile sandermites to ward them off of the ship.

the daperdandatur looks much like a wood chipper with a conveyor belt leading into it, and a smoke stack on the top of it. a very industrial looking large machine

by borgol May 22, 2009

Dapper Dan

Adj; The code word for something sweet.

Cooper: Dude, I'm about to smash tonight on my hot a chick Alyssa.

Gary: Dude that's straight up Dapper Dan.

by FalconsLBGary January 9, 2008

diaperdandy

a word used to describe a senior citizen who is required to wear an adult diaper out of fear that he or she may soil themselves

That diaperdandy shouldn't even be allowed to drive a car

by E.TTA December 16, 2004