John Darwin

The famous canoeist from Hartlepool who faked his death for insurance purposes, whos name is now used in humourous phrases.
He is the reason why the area of Hartelpool, Seaton Carew is now known as "Seaton Canoe".

Trev's been missing for 2 weeks now, I think he's done a John Darwin.

Im sick of this s£$#t hole, I feel like doing a John Darwin.

by Moe UK February 22, 2009

Let’s Go Darwin

Let’s go Darwin is a play on the phrase “Let’s go Brandon”. It is used in response to those that spout misinformation or are anti-vax, specifically for the covid vaccines.

I’m not taking that dang jab. My neighbor that is a retired nurse said everyone in the hospital has the vaccine, and they’re all dying.

Okay Bob. Don’t get the vaccine and don’t seek help when you’re sick. Let’s go Darwin.

by Alphabet-soup2025 December 24, 2021

Dalaina

Dalaina is a beautiful , strong , intelligent , and funny girl. She is always ready to put a fight up to everything. She never lets anything stand in her way. She is amazing to hangout with or just talk to cause she is always making jokes or a funny face. Girls named Dalaina are great people.

“Dalaina that joke was great!” Said friend

“It wasn’t a joke”

“Oh my god well it was funny” said friend

by WickedestBog59 May 19, 2018

darwin fish

A metal fish decal that parodies the christian jesus fish that lots of people put on the back of their cars. It says 'DARWIN' inside the body of the fish and has feet, symbolizing the evolution of the species. Sometimes these fish have other things inside them, like the word 'Evolve'.

Because I believe in evolution and not creationism, I display a darwin fish on the back of my car.

by eostre September 16, 2005

Darwined

Darwined: Verb. To get owned so incredibly bad that your ceasing to exist contributes to the evolution of mankind.

Newcast: "In today's news, a local man in Florida was severely injured when he tried to have sex with a wood chipper."
Guy Watching TV: "Ha. Darwined, bitch."

by GourmetPrince March 11, 2009

darwin award

an award given to somebody who dies or steralizes themselves in a manner that is so stupid and reckless, they actually improve humanity's gene poll by removing themselves from it.

He tried base jumping with an umbrella? He should get a darwin award.

by biotech69 August 14, 2009

Darwins Curve

Curve on San Francisco Bay Bridge at Yerba Buena Island fitted in late 2009 which challenges the 200 thousand plus daily drivers with Darwins Law of "natural selection".

In the two months after the "S" curve was built into the Bay Bridge; 16 million vehicles crossed the bridge with only 44 accidents at Darwins Curve.

by jim christ November 10, 2009