DAFTing

Double Anal FisTING

I heard you DAFTing that girl last night.

by koolaidkid December 18, 2003

Darties

When it is so cold the nipples are hard and they resemble darts.

Man, I'm so cold my darties are poking through my shirt!

by MR.T from Texas October 16, 2009

daftwell

an adjective used to describe that someone is half crazy, and half genious, but just the right amount.

Most philosophers are daftwell.

by Zach B. February 11, 2004

drafties

: the gaps in between yourself and the blankets while sleeping. The sensations one gets from having spaces unfilled surrounding their body whilst in bed.

I do not like drafties while I am in my sleeping bag. They make me absurdly cold.

by thesilentcowboy April 1, 2009

dafthead

Anyone called Dave or David who also happens to be lacking in common sense.

'Dafthead I don't think riding your bike blindfolded down that cliff with a firework in a glass bottle taped to your head is such a great idea'

by Vore February 16, 2003

Daftee

A 'Daftee' is an insult aimed at them who are not in the team. Often used by people who go by the name, Brad, Nick or Richard. Also is commonly used as a comeback to the insult 'Dafter'.

Nick - I heard Josh loves Martyn!

Richard - Brad said that, hes a dafter!

Brad - Shut up, you daftee!

by Brads004 August 3, 2011

Dafties

Not to be confused with a group of foolish individuals, Dafties are the Manchester-based music duo recognized for terrible alt pop music

Person A: "Did you go to the Dafties gig last night?"
Person B: "No, why would I put myself through that?"

by John Mcgrellis October 26, 2025