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T.D.E.

Total Dickhead Event: a public drunken stupor so embarrassing, humiliating, and utterly mortifying as to convince the most hardend boozer to giving up the drink.
“I’ve been on the wagon since my T.D.E. at Meghan and Harry’s wedding.”
by Superchuck September 3, 2018
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S.S.A.B.T.D.E

stupid skinny ass bitches that dont eat
they are s.s.a.b.t.d.e!
by sdkjghsweol May 7, 2008
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Laughing.So.Vigorously.That.It.Wakes.My.Neighbour.Terry.Who.Is.Half.Owl.Half.Man.Now.Very.Enraged.Terry.Does.The.Sacred.Call.For.The.Nocturnal.Knights.The.Twitting.And.The.Twooing.Rolls.Over.The.Hills.Talons.Break.Down.My.Door.They.Are.Coming.To.Take.Me.Away.Oh.God.Help.HELP!
Dave: Knock Knock.
Clement: Who's there?
Dave: Europe.
Clement: Europe who?
Dave: That's not a very nice thing to call me.
Clement: L.S.V.T.I.W.M.N.T.W.I.H.O.H.M.N.V.E.T.D.T.S.C.F.T.N.K.T.T.A.T.T.R.O.T.H.T.B.D.M.D.T.A.C.T.T.M.A.O.G.H.H!
by Semmelweis December 16, 2018
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E.T.D.

Emotionally Transmitted Disease.
Much like an S.T.D. an E.T.D. is contracted during an intimate relationship with someone who is emotionally unsound. Through repeated interactions and prolonged exposure with someone with an E.T.D. someone who started out the relationship as an emotionally healthy person develops issues because having a relationship with a crazy person who loves to share the crazy.
A: "I was fine until I started that affair with Tegan. Now I'm seeing my therapist twice a week and I'm on Zoloft because I'm so depressed."

B: "What did you expect? If he's cheating on his wife with you because he's too much of a pussy to get a divorce or improve his marriage he's not a good person to be around"

A: "But I love him, and I hope we can work it out. . . Even though he told me nothing is going to change. Thinking about it makes me want more happy pills."

B: "This is a bad situation. You got sucked into his fuckedupness. He's got the emotional equivalent of herpes and now you have it too. That boy gave you an E.T.D."
by ajws July 3, 2011
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E.T'd

Verb: Luring a person/alien into a room by creating a path of candy (i.e. Reese's Pieces) leading into it.
After reaching the end of the trail of candy, I realized my sister totally E.T'd me.
by Madnasty March 18, 2011
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T.D.E.

an acronym for Team Diabetes Elite!!! A team of inteligent fellows. Leader is Rob Hinrichs. Origionated at Vermilion Community College Ely, MN.

Not to be confused with tde ("The Dick Eater").

Slogan is as follows..."If we aint dippin', we're fuckin'. Hearttakers, heartbreakers."

MOB!!

2009
T.D.E. should be led by a true diabetic.
by cnhntr14 December 15, 2009
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T.E.D

Temporary Erectial Dissfunction cause by the used of heavy drugs and/or alcohol.
Johnny -" Dude i took a bunch of triple c's the other night and my sister was totally down to fuck, but i just couldnt get it up."

Dan-" Bro, you totally had a T.E.D."
by Jack Hinoff September 22, 2016
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