Someone who doesn't ride a bike at all, but has one in the shed / garage from years ago (usually with flat tyres, rusty chain and seized up components).
Always used by someone objecting to / complaining about any cycling infrastructure, to try to give credibility to a selfish argument or point of view.
Always used by someone objecting to / complaining about any cycling infrastructure, to try to give credibility to a selfish argument or point of view.
by Brownhorse August 17, 2021
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(after slamming on brakes) "I didnt even see that ninja cyclist blow that stop sign. I could have hit him"
by Bike Man November 3, 2009
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Someone that owns or once owned a bicycle but rarely (if ever) used it. They will often refer to their keenness for cycling when stepping in on a debate between motorist and cyclist to offer support to the motorist.
The keen cyclists main objective is to provide backup for motorists and tell actual cyclists they are wrong.
The keen cyclists main objective is to provide backup for motorists and tell actual cyclists they are wrong.
by Not a keen cyclist August 12, 2021
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Get the Trick Cyclist mug.A superhero three quarters of the time, while turning into a villain once a month.
Weapon of choice: Tampon num-chucks
Vehicle: Menstrual cycle
Weapon of choice: Tampon num-chucks
Vehicle: Menstrual cycle
The Menstrual Cyclist, it's that time of the month!
The Menstrual Cyclist goes with the flow and caught you red handed!
The Menstrual Cyclist goes with the flow and caught you red handed!
by LeTigra;) February 2, 2009
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usually used as a non-apology for being cancelled for pissing off whole communities (in this case, cycling)
usually used as a non-apology for being cancelled for pissing off whole communities (in this case, cycling)
grace: if you are a sucky cyclist, dont cycle on roads.
cyclist: what does that even mean?
grace: i have no idea, i just hate cyclists and love attacking them on social media for no
reason. also, i need clout
cyclist: what does that even mean?
grace: i have no idea, i just hate cyclists and love attacking them on social media for no
reason. also, i need clout
by graceglazee December 6, 2020
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by Seaabass November 5, 2009
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