Cybercondriac

An individual that reads symptoms of illnesses on the net and begins to believe they're sick.

Jane was reading about high blood pressure on the internet, now she's positive that she's going to have a heart attack, I'm thinking she's a cybercondriac

by AnnAnnieB January 6, 2008

Cyberkrunk

A person who listens to dark electronic music, but speaks in Ebonics.

"Did you see those matrix kids listening to Kanye? They musta been Cyberkrunk."

by Dr. Shockwave January 22, 2009

Cyberbonding

The act of emotionally and/or psychologically joining with another person that you have never physically met but feel that you know extremely well via the Internet based on interactions in blogs, discussion posts, social media groups and online gaming platforms.

Please don't think me a stalker but I must admit that I have started cyberbonding with David Crosby based on his accessibility on Twitter. It really feels like I know the guy now and that I can call him a real friend.

I have been playing Candy Crush Saga with Brend-ahh for over a year now but we were cyberbonding within the first week based on our mutual affinity for deep-fried Twinkies. I hope you join with someone this way someday.

by MCBassGuitar April 6, 2015

cybergrind

Grindcore that uses special synth effects. The drums tend to be programmed or a drum machine is used.

BAYI, Gigantic Brain, The Berzerker, Gunerook and a whole other set of bands

by dalvarez July 22, 2005

cybertronaphobia

The irrational, slightly hilarious, and apparently very real fear of a car or other machine transforming into a giant robot. On par with coulrophobia and triskaidekaphobia.

I met this chick last week who said that the movie 'Transformers' freaked her out. That crazy broad's got cybertronaphobia.

by President Warren G. Harding October 16, 2008

cybortion

short for cyber abortion:

(verb). The process or act of shutting down a computer in a desperate attempt to erase evidence of looking at offensive material. Quite often, this happens in public libraries, or when someone is coming.
In a cybortion, the user will usually say the computer crashed and needs to be "rebooted".

Jack heard the footsteps coming up the hallway. He knew he wasn't supposed to look at bondage.com, so he quickly performed a cybortion.

by Boggler March 10, 2004

cybermonster

The monster that freezes your computer whenever you're trying to open up really important stuff.

Dude, I got that nudie you sent but the cybermonster won't let me open the file

by Ber September 12, 2006