cyber danger wank

Rubbing one out under the desk during a Zoom meeting. Simply put, choking the chicken down low while being professional up top.

Ashley- “Did you see Matt’s arm shaking during the Zoom”?

David- “I’ll bet the over he was doing a cyber danger wank”.

by Hucklebucker September 29, 2020

Cyber Exorcism

The removal of a computer virus that has infected your system to the point where it has become unusable. Often preformed by a person of superior computer knowledge. A geek. Generally but not always associated with a program that continually preforms unsolicited scans of your computer and informs you of numerous fake critical errors that it will gladly repair once you have provided the cyber thieves with your credit card information.

Jim: John, could you stop by when you have a chance. Today?

John: Have you got another computer viris Jim?

Jim: I've got a bad one this time John, really bad! I almost threw my PC off the tenth floor balcony last night. Can you stop by and preform another cyber exorcism for me John?

John: Ok Jim, I stop by later tonight and see what I can do.

Jim: Thanks John! I owe you big time!

by gyrfalcon206 November 19, 2011

Cyber Elbow

Noun or Verb. The process of being scolded via a comment on a social network post by a spouse, parent, sibling or significant other for a post they find inappropriate or in questionable taste.

My darling wife cyber elbowed me for that last joke I posted on Facebook.

by fetmeister February 26, 2012

el cyber

the most bushiest man the world has ever known. able to rape anything with his possessed one nut. even dinosaurs. he could literally reach back in time and rape anything. his hands were the size of a tv screen and gave him untold abilities to give others "the holy". one time he raped everyone that was Chinese because it was the only way. destroyer of pumpkin festivals, master of the bush, hang time champion for a compact car, and ultimate praise machine. his death was mourned by many but had he lived the world as we know it would have been destroyed. will return in the 2nd resurrection. also known as the man in the sunfire.

eye witness1: my first encounter with el cyber is a day i will never forget. he rode through my town in a sunfire, and i thought he was a normal man but i was wrong. and i knew i was wrong when everyone started screaming in pain and pleasure. and i realized they were all being raped by one man. and he was the man in the sunfire.

eye witness2 : i knew el cyber since i was young. his possessed one nut is just so...(long pause)...UNTANGABLE! you cannot control it...

by datdick November 21, 2011

cybre

The right way to spell cyber.

That's the best cybre punk movie I've seen in a while

by aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaae July 26, 2020

CyberHobo

A Hobo is a person that travels to work

A tramp is a person that travels and wont work

A bum is a person that will neither travel or work

A CyberHobo is a person who travels and works, but most of all has a lot of fun! A CyberHobo’s work is on computers, internet, etc. (whatever for money)

CyberHobo is building a website while traveling on the road.

by CyberHobo June 28, 2012

cyber trance

the trance (zoning out) a non-tech person goes into when lost at an IT Tech meeting when the Tech people start throwing around terms like xml, url, code validation, parameters, servers, etc.

Melissa - "What was the matter with you in that meeting? You were in another place."

Ann Marie - "I had nothing to contribute in that tech meeting. All that talk put me in a cyber trance."

by AMarie0908 January 20, 2011