tit curtains 

Popular style of women's clothing where a large piece of fabric drapes over or just below a woman's chest. The result looks very similar to something you'd find a pregnant woman wearing because of its formless draping nature, though women who wear this style usually aren't pregnant. Coined by popular satirist Maddox, and referenced in the videogame GTA IV.

"They're called tit curtains because they look like curtains draped over your tits. You might as well be wearing a burka. It's one giant formless piece of cloth draped around your waist. There's a reason pregnant women wear clothes like this, and it's because it usually looks good on them in lieu of a beekeeper outfit." -Maddox

tit curtains by J Drake May 21, 2008

curtains match the carpet 

when a chicks hair (on her head) is the same color as her hair on her pussy.

Damn! That is one hot redhead! I wonder if the curtains match the carpet.

curtains match the carpet by OnE LoVe September 1, 2003

Punching the Curtain 

A dance move defined by a man moving his body as to fling his penis against a pair of thin shorts or undergarments. If performed correctly, the outline of the man's penis will be clearly visible as it punches against the fabric.

Like a theater performer frantically looking for the opening to the stage, Felipe's penis flung wildly against the sheer fabric of his underwear as he danced. To the delight of his middle-aged female audience, he was "punching the curtain."

Punching the Curtain by Sam Mechling September 8, 2010

Hemming The Curtains 

A slang term for labioplasty.

Julia was embarrassed by her large labia, so she decided the best answer was hemming the curtains.

Hemming The Curtains by householdparts April 23, 2009

Curtain jerker 

The first wrestler to walk out to the ring in the first match of an event!
Usually a match which is just to boost up the crowd spirits for the main-event!!
Win or lose doesnt really matter because there is no title involved.

All the first matches in all wrestlemanias !!

rey mysterio vs eddie at wrestlemania 21 was a curtain jerker

Curtain jerker by ligawres May 17, 2011

Electronic Curtain Twitcher 

A person who has nothing better to do other than spy on their fellow Social Media friends for signs of gossip.
Their duties include:
1. Scour other people's social media profiles for news they can use for their own joviality.
2. Using partners/friends account so they can't be traced or twitched at themselves.
3. Check out how sexy members of the opposite sex are without the person knowing.

I'm sure so and so is an electronic curtain twitcher as they seem to know so much about me and we're not even friends.

Electronic Curtain Twitcher by The Real Funky Gibbon November 13, 2013

Tugging Curtains 

Female masturbation.

After a long day at work, Carla got home, drew a hot bath and spent the next hour tugging curtains.

Tugging Curtains by Eaton Holgoode September 30, 2015