Cousband

Cousband (CUZ-band):

A "cousband" is one who is of relation to you (cousin) BUT wants to marry you (husband) and have your babies.

They do not care that this is incestuous, and you may be the only one in the family that they do not want to kill.

Never drive alone with this person, and avoid at all cost, especially if they attend the same university as you.

Cousband: "Do you need a ride home this weekend, cuz?"

You: "Ya, sure."

*One hour later, in car*

Cousband: "If we weren't related, I could see myself being with you."

by Trailer Swift March 12, 2013

coochie cousins

The female equivalent of wiener cousins. Two women who have slept with the same man.

Becca: You should date my ex, he's a nice guy.
Summer: I can't. That would make us coochie cousins.

by dayglomom February 19, 2010

Cousin Oliver

a jinx played by actor Robbie Rist. Cousin Oliver was added to the cast of "The Brady Bunch" the last six episodes of the fifth season. The Brady kids thought he was a jinx because he was accident prone. Then the show was canceled. He really was a jinx.

Every time Joe shows up something bad happens. He is worse than Cousin Oliver.

by Jefgg September 21, 2013

Cousin Derp

Pickle the dinosaurs cousin he is not quite as famous and was created by Moriah Elizebeth

Pickle the dinosaur overshadowed cousin derp (again)

by Moriah fan October 15, 2020

The Cousin Mickey Doesn't Talk About

A demented blog often covering news, fiction, and other Disney related topics. Sometimes called the Disney blog for people who don't like Disney. The blog posts are often critical of Disney or even offensive to Disney fans.

Did you read the latest post From the Cousin Mickey Doesn't talk about? He accused Ariel of eating fish!

by Funmunke February 24, 2010

walk with the cousins

the walk your cousins go on at thanksgiving, only the cool, older cousins get to go. this walk is simply to smoke cigarettes or weed.

“sorry you can’t come on the walk with the cousins, you’re too young,”

by izzie127 November 28, 2019

Cousin Vinnys Pizza

This pie that can be found in Dayton Ohio provides no redeeming qualities other than the ability to cure hangovers. Students at the University of Dayton have fed on this pie in times of great headaches and amidst poor decisions as a survival instinct passed down to them from alcoholic flyers for generations. Although the pizza is butt awful after bonging a case of beast this greasy pie will taste so incredible you wont even notice the horrific breath it gave the girl you were just hooking up with. But the cheesy bread is OK!

I am so fucking hammered dude, lets go home and order some Cousin Vinnys Pizza and pass out

by Slanty1 December 6, 2010