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cuntparking

To take up more than one parking space by deliberately or half-assedly parking over one or more parking spot dividing lines.

Often done by swaggering rednecks and narcissistic soccer moms in oversized trucks, and by post-middle-age Hair Club for Men micropenis douchebags in expensive sports cars.
Well, I guess I've gotta park way the fuck out in the nosebleed spaces, because this asshole here's enjoying some damn fine cuntparking in these spaces closest to the store.
by Charlie Chan February 17, 2014
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Cuntrary

Someone who appears to be nice and sweet on the surface but really all the while, underneath is an evil and vindictive cunt which they keep well hidden from everyone around them.
Girl number one: what you know about that girl named Stacy that just showed up at school today

Girl number two: I know she's a total cuntrary from what I've heard and seen
by LemmeF1ndOut May 8, 2020
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Cuntrarian

Someone who thinks that arguing for the opposite viewpoint in a discussion makes them nuanced and clever, when in reality they are simply being an absolutely reprehensible cunt
Why is Felix wearing a t-shirt that says 'The Wage Gap Does Not Exist'

He is trying to stoke lively debate

He is a bit of a cuntrarian that one
by SlimeyBunghole October 17, 2019
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Cuntbarrel

1. A vagina the size of a Barrel.

2. A Fat upper pussy area that resembles the beginning of a barrel.

3. A barrel filled with cunts.
"Ewww dude, look at that cuntbarrel over there."
by Koori. July 7, 2009
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Contrarian query

A brainstorming method where a team tries to identify the "worst possible" idea. That idea is then inverted to spur new, creative ideas.
Our next logo design should start with a contrarian query to get everyone thinking creatively.
by GoodThunder January 25, 2016
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Cuntarius

A generous person. Someone who shows kindness to others.
"Andy is a very Cuntarius person"
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Cuntraption

1. Cramp of the vagina.

2. A cuntraption is a home-made device used to pleasure the vagina or penis.
"Shit girl last night i gotta serious Cuntraption after flicking the bean"

"He could hardly wait get home and play with his twelve inch solid chrome cuntraption."
by Plank0k March 18, 2010
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