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cunfuzzled

When you are so confused that it makes sense to use a crazy and confusing word
The clown cunfuzzled me.
The banana is the most cunfuzzling food EVER!
by forever.and.fucking.always March 17, 2015
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cuntguzzler

1. A person who regularly consumes surgically removed female genitalia in a preposterous, but skillful manner.
2. A discontinued Brazilian brand of strawberry flavored lollipops from the 1960s.
3. Anyone who has studied Hegel's "Grundlinien der Philosophie des Rechts" and took it seriously.
1. This is the third vagina I've consumed today in public but pieces still keep falling out of my mouth. That makes me a poor cuntguzzler.

2. Mmm. This cuntguzzler sure is tasty.

3. Wow, he really is familiar with Hegel's work. He must be a real cuntguzzler.
by franzpolak November 10, 2010
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cunt muzzle

1: a woman that has several tampons/or other objects at once in her cunt at once creating a muzzle so that it cant get anymore

2: an electrified barbed wire underwear a girl whose parents are complete assholes wear so that a guy cant get in her panties
1: Wow betty used so many tampons at once that she cunt muzzled herself

2:Wow i went so far with betty but i couldnt get passed her cunt muzzle
by lsw5t9uq43oiut3 August 18, 2008
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Cuntfuzzle

An angry old man who’s lost his mind
Last night my neighbour was walking around outside my house with a torch. When I asked what the hell he was doing, he said ‘I’m looking for gecko’s, how about you mind your own business!’ . What a stupid old ‘cuntfuzzle’.
by Gherkins shnifer February 17, 2025
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Cunfuzzled

A word middle school white girls use instead of confused because confused "is like not lit."
Girl 1: Oh My gosh- this test was SOOO hard
Girl 2: IKR! I was so cunfuzzled
by Too many otps... March 24, 2017
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cuntmuffler

jared: that crazy woman selena is such a cuntmuffler I have to turn off the ignition by running away
the cuntmuffler: why are you telling me this?
by dickhandlerdickthe boiiiiiiiii November 1, 2017
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Cutuzzle

Nigga 1: have you seen that new spongebob cutuzzle?
Nigga 2: nah but i saw that gay cutuzzle with the Communist and the Nazi
by Feetytoesys May 26, 2020
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