cuntograph

1.machine used to rate vaginas
2.a graph showing vaginal measurements
3.picture with vaginal content

"hey look at my CUNTOGRAPH bob, its nice, like pie, mmmm pie."

by Kingloz June 5, 2003

cuntogenarian

Noun: A bitchy old woman.

"Better watch out when you drive to the mall... a lot of cuntogenarians out on the road today."
or...
"When I'm older, you can look for me in the cuntogenarian Hall of Fame."
or...
"That Professor Smith shouldn't be teaching Child Development... what a cuntogenarian!"

by Snows June 6, 2008

Cuntology

The study of the word cunt and it’s many uses ( good and bad) for greater good of the English language

“Have you got any lessons today?”
“Yeah I’ve got cuntology with Professor Renner”

by Ibiza2k21 July 12, 2021

Cuntloose

Used to descibe a girl who is whorish, and bitchy.
Someone who thinks they're hotshit.

Sleeps with anyone and anyone she can get.
VERY EASY!
A girl who will date anyone.
Believes everyone likes her.
A girl who says "I love you" to her boyfriend after a day or so. (an "i love you whore")

Taylor: Dayyyum, that gurl stole mah boyfrann.
Olivia: She is so cuntloose.
Kirstie: Sheeeiiiiiittt, ya'll be hatin' on that cuntloose bitch!

by Kaytayliv July 8, 2009

cuntlove

The state of beautiful, simple harmony which occurs when women really appreciate their reproductive and sexual organs. Can only be experienced by men who have the desire to truly understand women, and even then only vicariously (NB: still worth trying!). Also occurs when women appreciate and respect each other's woman-ness, in social, professional, philial and sexual contexts.

Me: ...well gotta go now. Need to empty my mooncup before i go to the pub.
Jules: Ok, babe. I'll see you later then.
Me: Yep. Cuntlove.

by Black Lily May 28, 2006

Cuntlock

Referring to a person, usually a girl, who posesses bitchy-like qualities OR to call them a pain in the ass or a pussy.

Girl 1: Hey, are you goin out tonight to that club?
Girl 2: Nah, my mom's being a cuntlock and won't let me go.

OR

Girl 1: Did you see that girl talking to my boyfriend?
Girl 2: Yeah, shes such a cuntlock.

by nikki fm! January 2, 2009

cuntlugs

derisive term for anyone of whom you don't approve, occasionally prompted by the ownership of prominent ears.

Get out my fucking way, cuntlugs!

by Anonymous March 18, 2003