Cuntlantis

An underwater civilization that is home to many cunts. Many believe that it does not exist. It is said to have sunk when the continents seperated.

Dude did you watch that movie Atlantis?

Yeah now I want to find cuntlantis in the same way.

by Ninja 416 March 21, 2010

Cuntmanagement

The act of managing a customer or colleagues expectations by being a total cunt; usually used for informing customers that they are in fact not ‘king’ by being stern with them and treating them like spoiled little children.

An example of Cuntmanagement would be when a customer walks to the front of a queue in a bank and asks to withdraw ten pounds. The teller informs the customer that there is a queue system & that he must wait his turn. When the customer explains that he only needs ten pounds the teller dismisses his request out of hand & orders him to the back of the queue

by Pato Banton Shizzle September 27, 2011

Cuntman

See Caitlin Jenner

Caitlin Jenner is a cuntman
He is literally a dude with pussy.

by Kotarojujo069 March 2, 2022

Cuntmander

A genderlesss pokemon. It looks somewhat like a clam. The juices it drips will kill a person, while its smell can paralyze anything.

The cuntmander spewed its juices.

by Anal Anny November 26, 2003

Cuntceanera

Cuntseanera (KUNT-sen-YETTA)- This is a derivative of the Spanish word "Quinceanera", pronounced (Keen-sen-Yetta) in which a girl of age 15 becomes a woman. It is a giant party much like a Bahtmitzvah. A CUNTSEANERA is a figurative party for the worlds biggest bitch, or CUNT.

girl 1: "Lupe has been a total bitch lately."
girl 2: "I guess she has been getting ready for her CUNTceanera!"

by Allumni October 9, 2005

cuntmander-in-chief

A term to describe the first woman president of the United States. She boasts having an oval orifice where her best work is done.

I really thought Hilary was going to be our first cuntmander-in-chief and then Obama took Iowa by surprise.

by verbiage November 29, 2011

cuntsman

A person who thinks they are God's gift to women.

In his twenties he George W. Bush was known as a "cuntsman," "He walked up to a matronly woman at a smart cocktail party and asked, 'So, what's sex like after 50, anyway?' -Erik Baard for The Village Voice, Sep. 28, 2004

by JrGruff McGruff August 13, 2007