Cuntastic Voyage

Inspired by Coolio's Fantastic Voyage.
"slide slide slippity-slide"

Guy #1:"That dude is rollin' in the pussy, he's on a mission"
Guy #2:"Nahh he's on a Cuntastic Voyage"

by FFR09 December 2, 2009

Katana Cultist

Someone who thinks the katana is the ultimate weapon, unbeatable by any other sword. Also call Kanata Fanbois.

"Dude look what I got! It's a combat ready katana! Imma win for sure now!"
"I never had you pegged for a Katana Cultist, get that out of here."

by Nilgodmode January 21, 2015

Cuntstatic

A feeling of absolute euphoria induced by the over abundance of snatch, shaved, wet, hairy, loose, tight or otherwise. This virtual smorgasbord of twat tends to overload the senses and cloud judgement. Such a meat-curtain extravaganza is truly noteworthy and only a word such as "cuntstatic" will do it justice.

Dude, I can't believe I accidentally walked in on the filming of "Pound My Shaved Pussy" #18, while in South Padre over spring break! I was cuntstatic when the girls asked me to join in on the next scene!

by Masta Z September 6, 2013

Cuntstagram

A female who creates an instagram account to post bitchy pictures showing everyone what a cunt she is.

Cuntisha just created a cuntstagram account

by Jumbled McGobbledygook December 9, 2020

Cuntastrophe

A woman who, by demeanor and action, creates issues where there are none. A drama machine. She will commonly be found in panic, when you ask her what is wrong she will list horrible situations from the past, the present and quite possibly activities that aren't even true just to stir up shit. When she asks you questions, beware, it is rhetorical, she is bating you into her trap. It is how they hunt. They dwell within a web of lies and burned bridges wherein they create a nest which requires high matienance. These women should be avoided at all costs.

Trish: Oh, here comes Doloris.

Doloris: (In background) Oh my God, I just wrecked my car because I got a call while I was trying to drink my vodka. Could you loan me $50 so I can get some scrath-its? You don't want me to buy scratch-its?!? Do you think I'm fat?..."

Harrison: Christ, that woman is a Cuntastrophe.

by The Lord Bob Saget April 19, 2010

CuntStalk

A cunt that keeps growing into a larger cunt over time.

Billy is a real Cuntstalk man I used to be able to stand him but now he’s gotten too bad.

by NOVA- January 22, 2019

Cuntstown

A fabled town founded historically by immigrants from Cuntshire from across the pond

This cuntpike leads straight to cuntstown

by Jumbled McGobbledygook December 10, 2020