rose-cunted glasses

- to look back on a past relationship and exaggerate about how good the sex was.

"Whenever he thought about their time together he always did so through rose-cunted glasses."

by spookfish March 10, 2015

Cunted as Fuck

Cunted as Fuck is the state one gets in, usually during a night on the town, or at a housparty, or in some of our cases - whenever humanly possible.

Typically drug/drink induced.

"Fuck me, 'm cunted as fuck. Them eckies made my legs not work'"

by Bartholomew James Wildebeast the Third March 19, 2005

cunted

very drunk

We staggered out of this bar at 2am - absolutely cunted

by Bob C December 20, 2002

cuntie

Offensive term used from one girl to another in a near fight situation, without making the speaker appear too trashy.

Come on cuntie, I'll fuckin' have ya!

by vunt July 16, 2003

Cunted as Fuck

A phrase to use when your day or a situation couldnt get any worse.

ie 'today was cunted as fuck', i' was cunted as fucked last nite mate'

by Emma November 18, 2004

un-cunted

An emotional state of transcendent anger, often unjustifiable or unexplainable to someone in a reasonable state of mind. Several orders of magnitude worse than being pissed off. Though sometimes seen in men, this condition can most often be seen in women, especially women who experience a sudden, uncomfortable, sour turn of fortune.

When you call that bitch back and tell her she owes another $300, she's gonna come un-cunted. Her cunt is gonna literally fall off of her body, run down here from Ottawa on it's fallopian tubes, jump up and bite you right on your fuckin' neck.

by Digital Sasquatch February 20, 2011

cunted

cunted very drunk.!

jesus mun you were fucking cunted last night.!

by tic tacs aye May 4, 2009