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Cunterstunter

The female version of cockblock

-the act of preventing a female (friend) from getting action

-any attempt made to prevent a female from hooking up, getting laid, having sex, etc.
-Sonya just cunterstunted Kim when she walked into the office where Kim and Janson were 'talking.'

-Wanda is putting the moves on Todd over there. I just saw her flash him. Let's cunterstunter her to stop her from making an ass out of herself!
by Sonya Blade October 13, 2008
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cuntfront

the female version of "cockblock;" to block the spitting of game from either party involved.
that ain't cool, she straight cuntfronted me from that guy at the club!
by carleazy March 11, 2004
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Cunterooni

Elaborate and non specific expansion of cunt. Term of endearment and familiarity.

Disembodied and not concerned with identity or owner.
Show me the cunterooni.

Fix'in to get me some cunterooni at the babe-o-rama.
by Grover J February 8, 2008
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cunterbunter

Woah, that cake looks more like a cunterbunter, it's kinda turning me on.
by lickerbottomnoidontgothatway November 23, 2010
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cunterstanding

Noun. The instance of two cunts coming to a mutual understanding.
After a heated, expletive-ridden argument, Maria and Tiffany came to a cunterstanding.
by Slaaavy March 27, 2013
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Cunterotomy

Usage 1) The area of research certain individuals clearly busy themselves with studying in order to achieve an accomplished cunt status.

Usage 2) An exclamation of despair.
1)Guy 1- Woah, he's a cunt.

Guy 2- He's a black-belt at cunterotomy.

2) Guy- Oh cunterotomy!
by lovelyowl December 15, 2012
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cuntorsion

This act normally occurs during heterosexual intercourse performed in the "reverse cowgirl" position, but can occur in the midst of other positions. While the man's penis is inside the woman and she moves too far one way (typically towards the man's feet), causing an outstretched, uncomfortable sensation for the man.
Mike 2: Me Julie was riding me reverse cowgirl last night and gave my dick a serious case of cuntorsion the way she was movin.

Mike 1: Weird, that never seems to happen to me...
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