Cuntbag

A woman or man whose the biggest asshole of them all. Usually they are proud of the fact that they can be difficult, however when called out on their bullshit, they never care to correct the problem.

Did you see how Joanie just called her man out like that in front of everybody? She's a big cuntbag!

by MakeupChic December 11, 2016

Deceitful Cuntbag

1. A lying, deceitful cunt of a female who goes behind the back of the person she says she loves and just fucks whichever guy and/or retarded girl is handy.

2. A leeching succubus of a whore who will take everything you have and smile in your face while she blows someone behind you back.

3. Worthless person whom has let down and disappointed everyone who has ever cared about her and deserves whatever karma does to such a horrible person who is as ugly inside as she is beautiful outside (b4 she got chunky and cottage cheesy anyway).

4. *beware false indications of good sex, unless one likes to stab a chubby dead fish from behind.

Deceitful Cuntbag. See also whore cunt skank

by Hot Soup 420 December 18, 2010

cuntballer

One who fists herself regularly.
Insertion of fist into ham wallet periodically.

Jane's hand smells like poon-juice. She must be a cuntballer.

by Douchy Magee April 5, 2007

Cunttage

When something is way better than awesome.

Thats some major Cunttage bro!

by BigEazy1088 May 15, 2016

cuntrage

The act whereby a man pisses a woman off to such an extreme level that she goes into a violent cuntrage

eg. unanswered sms sends woman into a crazy cuntrage where she berates a man about his lack of sexual performance and vows never to call him again

by HelloKitty/Shinzlet July 24, 2008

cuntageous

Female genitalia infected with a Sexually Transmitted Disease

Man, don't go near her with your dick, she's cuntageous.

by Billy The FIsh March 17, 2003

cuntage cheese

The white residue left on a pussy after running, workout, or a long day. similar to fromunda cheese, but for girls

I was going to go down on her, then i noticed the cuntage cheese and made a smart decision

by purpslyconfusd1369 March 15, 2010