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Cuntstinct

Cuntstinct / innate behavior is the inherent inclination of a cunty organism towards a particular complex behavior
Cuntisha had a bad cuntstinct about something good that might happen
by Jumbled McGobbledygook December 10, 2020
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Cuntastrophe

Cuntastrophe - Noun - A completely avoidable and utterly FUCKED situation caused by a certifiable Bitch or Cunt. Also known as a Clammity.
Mary was having her period and inadvertently caused a major cuntastrophe by needlessly biting the head off the waiter for serving her a Coke instead of a Diet Coke PRIOR to his serving all of our meals with large wads of spit and pubic hair in them.
by The Mystical Foot October 7, 2008
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Cuntartica

A descriptive term for female genitalia which is seldom deployed for recreational intercourse.

A fucking frigid fanny.
Man A: How's the sex life at home, Dave?
Man B: Cuntartica, mate.
by Lianachan March 5, 2004
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Cumtastic

So immensely fantastic & sexy, it will make you cum.
This new movie is just cumtastic!
by Camradal November 30, 2003
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cuntestival

Refers to a festival filled with beautiful and fuckable cunts.
Marcus: hey are you going to the Swedish House Mafia gig next weekend?

Roberto: Fuck yeah, it is going to be a cuntestival!
by Cuntifuckintastic October 21, 2010
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Cuntstigator

Combination of a disparaging term for a person who is extremely disagreeable who also stirs up trouble; Usually a female.
Sara's bitchy roommate who always starts shit is a cuntstigator.
by therealschpiel June 7, 2013
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cuntastic

being extremely bitchy or cuntlike. unpleasant to the extreme
man that girl's such a bitch. she's cuntastic
by baileycook April 14, 2006
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