cunt faced

cunt-faced - way to drunk but cant do anything about it.

man asks friend in the pub "how do you feel?"
friend replies "absolultly cunt faced!"

by mark strotton October 2, 2006

Stupid fucking prick-faced cunt features

Something that the world is full of. Every time you look around, you're bound to see one; Your teacher, your boss, class mates, co-workers, people on the internet, friends, the guy walking behind you, you, the person standing infront of you in the que, people working the tills at shops, people walking their dogs.....

Everyone in the world but me, is a Stupid fucking prick-faced cunt features.

by Pimp-Master J August 23, 2006

cunt-faced

Denotes an extreme state of inebriation, synonyms include geebagged, bladdered and wankered

I swear to God, I have never in my life been so cunt-faced as I was last night after that triple-blue aftershock and redbull in a pint glass with ice.

by James Gaffney December 1, 2004

crater-faced cunt

Another euphemism for the Pork Orc. In other words, an unwashed belligerent liar one must work for.

Zeke: I had to work through my lunch hour because Betsy thinks I came in an hour late.

Clem: Crater-faced cunt.

by Krakky McKraken November 5, 2006

Cunt Faced Cow

Someone, usually a woman, who puts someone else in extreme danger.

She nearly dropped me out of the air, the cunt faced cow.

by DogFlap June 11, 2006

Gypsy-faced cunt

Someone who has the facial features of a gypsy, other 'carney folk' or travelling nomad. This may be due to having eyes close together, or dark skin due to working around diesel fair-ride generators. They may also have small hands.

"Put the cheese down, you gypsy-faced cunt!"

by Beer Sponge March 12, 2003

Red Faced Cunt Pounder

An erect penis sporting rubberbands around the tip to create a more sensitive area for the male.

Get over here and slide on my red faced cunt pounder, bitch!

by micah! March 16, 2004