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women counselor

A man who hangs out with alot of women but he never has sexs with them. He's only there to hear about all of their problems.
Bob: man i heard mike has been kicking it with maria alot.
Todd: yeah but they don't bone they just talk, he such a women counselor.
by roc masta b March 16, 2009
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counsel

opinions or ideas given for a plan of action.
the head of the law firm is serving as the lead "counsel" for this trial.
by stefii July 3, 2007
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cunnelinguist

Just like a violinist cunnelinguist is a perfectionist in his art. The art of orally stimulating the female clitoris until she orgasms all over their face. They take pride in their work and in fact very good at it as they are able to maintain long relationships to the ones they orally please. Long tongues are a huge bonus but sometimes the smaller tongue that works harder is just as fine. It's all about the technique. The best one of course being the car wash, in which one uses a ton of saliva to perform different acts of a sequence of movements with their tongue as would a car wash.
Becky: Carrie you know that guy I hooked up with last night.
Carrie: Of course I do with all my heart
Becky: Well it turns out he was a cunnelinguist, small dick he had but he sure made up for it by being orally stimulating. Thumbs up to him in the mouth department.
by kitten with a smile November 22, 2013
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contact counselling

An informal method of workplace relations training. When a junior employee steps out of line or is generally making a fool of himself in the workplace, a more senior employee in a mentoring-type role may engage the young man in an intensive, one-on-one session of Contact Counselling to set him on the right path.

Usually these sessions take place at or after closing time, in secluded surrounds such as the parking lot or behind the locker room. A session is usually quite short, and there is rarely need for a second round of counselling once lessons have been learned from the first.
Frankie: "Yo Johnno, do you know what's up with Bobbie? He called in sick this morning."

Johnno: "He was getting a bit lippy yesterday so I gave him some Contact Counselling in the car park after work. I guess he's still home recovering."

Frankie: "Heh, that should teach the kid some sense."
by Drunky McStumble May 25, 2010
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Camp Counselor

A person that forgets to pass the joint after they hit it.
Dude are you mentoring kids in the woods this summer or passing that shit? Damn camp Counselors
by D-momoney July 14, 2015
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Benjamin Counsell

When a girl gets her ass pounded and her fanny fingerblasted
Tanya was walking funny because she got Benjamin Counsell'd the night before
by Fannerbang June 27, 2016
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cunnelize

"...i don't know, it felt weird last time someone did it to me"
"that's because I haven't cunnelized you yet baby"
by AnonymousSquared December 15, 2009
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