Chunderdong

The male after product of puking between your legs while taking a shit.

“I was so hungover/drunk that I couldn’t hold my vomit while shitting my brains out. Therefore, I threw up between my legs and got a chunderdong.”

by Smackeksu June 21, 2018

chundering

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by bazil lite October 17, 2005

ChunderKing

To chunder excessively.

Dave is an absolute ChunderKing!

by the-english-man November 18, 2010

Cunterintuitive

A conclusion arrived at using "women's intuition". Usually the opposite of reality.

Man #1: "My wife says her home-made baking keeps longer than bought stuff because it's full of natural goodness."
Man #2: "That's just cunterintuitive. It keeps well because it's inedible."

by IAmRampantSprouts May 20, 2015

Cindergina

When a females vagina turns into a pumpkin at Midnight and sexual relations is "off the table" for her partner/s

"Sorry hubby, it's cindergina time. Sucks for you!"
"My vagina is turning into a pumpkin at midnight, ya know, cindergina."

by SteadWhise May 21, 2015

cunterlingus

The act of orally pleasing a woman who happens to be a fucking cunt.

Yeah dude, I hate her guts but it's nothing a little cunterlingus won't fix.

by Fordmeiser May 18, 2016

Condering

The act of being in a trance of thinking but at the same time not caring about the thing itself.

John: How do ghosts sh*t? Do they need to?
Penelope : What’s John thinking about?
Alan: I think he’s condering wether ghosts excrete waste like we do or if they have to.

by NotoriousAlan January 6, 2021