Davey Crocket

When you are performing cunnilungus on a gal and while inserting your finger into her asshole, you shockingly connect with a turd, poking it back from which it came. The act resembles Davey Crocket tamping a musket ball down his musket barrel.

Also known as the Musketeer.

I performed the Davey Crocket on that girl's asshole, poked a little turd back up the tunnel.

by Crocketman July 18, 2012

cuntrocket

A penis that has seen the inside of many cunts.
Best used if the penis in question can go very fast and/or is very large.

Can also be used as an insult.

My cuntrocket fucking pwnd you, bitch.
"Look at that emo!" "I know, what a cuntrocket."

by Master Cuntrocket July 29, 2008

cumlocked

When a girl lets cum dry up in her vagina causing the inner wall to stick together.

Hey sista I got gangbanged last night and now I'm all cumlocked!

or

No we can't fuck tonight cause I didn't shower since the last time and I'm cumlocked.

or

Fuck no! That bitch's cumlocked on both sides!

by dayman_nightman August 26, 2013

Davey Crocket

The act of resting each ball on the chicks eyes, and beating it till you bust on her face, then you rest your shaft along the bridge of her nose. If performed successfully the placement of your balls and shaft should resemble Davey Crocket's classic raccoon hat.

Last night I got so hammered, I picked up this diiiirrrrty hood-rat and pulled "A Davey Crocket" on her so I wouldnt have to look at her ugly mug.

by Remik-ton Steele August 25, 2006

Davy Crockett

Davy Crockett is a descriptive term for the action of taking your drunken/passed out buddys face and burrying it in your exposed crotch. Once head has been burried, you must position your mule and balls on top of their head, whilst ensuring proper draping over the back of the skull. This has a striking resemblence to the coon skinned hat that Davy Crocket wore with his Scouting apparel. This is the most extreme party action that can be performed before you get to the level of insertion and/or date rape.

Victim: Awwwhruphf, I feel like shit what happened last night?

Me: Let me show you on my digital Camera!

Victim: What the F!?

Me: You got the Davy Crockett! Hah!

Victim: Dude, you're an asshole!

by Back Door Moe November 16, 2006

Cumbucket

A bucket of cum, commonly used term for women like Paris Hilton.

"Did you see that chick doing a lineup at the last party? Total cumbucket"

by Aoife Brady September 2, 2007

Cumbucket

Another word for slut.

Also used to describe a female or male who ingests abnormal quantities of male reproductive fluids.

She is such a cumbucket.

by dicksforhands February 6, 2017