1. To Brutally Assult someone using a single attack to their face with a closed fist.
2. To Sexually Assult someone in a manner where after they have been given a facial you smack them across the mouth.
2. To Sexually Assult someone in a manner where after they have been given a facial you smack them across the mouth.
1. Woah! after Dan told Kaitlin she was p.m.s'ing she cumpuched him.
2. Kaitlin:Dan why did u cumpunch me
Dan: 'Cause u a Stupid Ho.
2. Kaitlin:Dan why did u cumpunch me
Dan: 'Cause u a Stupid Ho.
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Person 1- dude he thought his cumputa was slick…..
Person 2- lmao! Stop talking before you break the chains.
Person 1- okay, i reckon it’s time to be the greatest actor ever….
Person 2- sheesh…..you always have the leverage…..
person 1- duh he thinks he slick… but I’m slicker ; ) act a fool to fool the foolish my boi
Person 2- ohhhh…snappa doodle…..his cumputa bout to backfire : /
Person 1- he trying to damn hard like he got a hard on, thinking so much bout me : / fucking weirdo
Person 2- let’s hope he doesn’t bust
Person 1- awww fuck you man
Person 2- ahahahahaha *takes off running
Person 3- (the wacko behind screen) “what the fuck!!! God damn it, kill yourself already”
“Ugghhhhh wasting my oxygen”
Then walks in the classroom having everyone moving far enough where they don’t smell his stinky cumputa……
Person 1- awwww lemme buddy up with him so he’ll have some friends poor guy…….
Person 2- lmao! Stop talking before you break the chains.
Person 1- okay, i reckon it’s time to be the greatest actor ever….
Person 2- sheesh…..you always have the leverage…..
person 1- duh he thinks he slick… but I’m slicker ; ) act a fool to fool the foolish my boi
Person 2- ohhhh…snappa doodle…..his cumputa bout to backfire : /
Person 1- he trying to damn hard like he got a hard on, thinking so much bout me : / fucking weirdo
Person 2- let’s hope he doesn’t bust
Person 1- awww fuck you man
Person 2- ahahahahaha *takes off running
Person 3- (the wacko behind screen) “what the fuck!!! God damn it, kill yourself already”
“Ugghhhhh wasting my oxygen”
Then walks in the classroom having everyone moving far enough where they don’t smell his stinky cumputa……
Person 1- awwww lemme buddy up with him so he’ll have some friends poor guy…….
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by AwhLollaXx February 19, 2022
Get the Cumputer mug.When a woman is drunk, horny and angry and the only thing she wants is cum. She wants you to cum in her or on her, she doesn't care who it is. She starts to call you out of your name and hitting you. A cunt for the cum.
...last time she was like this she told me I should've died instead of my mother, because I didn't cum on her tits at our work Christmas party.
Yea bro she turns into a true cumcunt whenever she's drunk. We should've warned you before.
Yea bro she turns into a true cumcunt whenever she's drunk. We should've warned you before.
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