Cumptumplation

After ejactulation, the act of regretting your recent actions.

In my state of cumptumplation, I couldn't believe how many horses that woman took.

by Schalor April 6, 2022

Crumpty

Adjective originating from the word "crumpet" - Bland and dry while still pretentious thinking you are better than everyone else.

Person 1: Personally I just think Shrek 2 was mediocre, I used to like it but once I grew up I sort of knew better.

Person 2: Nobody asked you crumpty bitch

by Ling on Tour August 5, 2023

Vompty Compty

Exclamation:
An eastern European exclamation that can be used in the same way as "WHAT?!?!" or "WHY?!?!"
It can also be used as a word of celebration such as "yay!" or "YUH"

Son: Dad? I joined the church of Foantle Roy
Dad: VOMPTY COMPTY!!!!

by Foantle Roy August 30, 2019

chumpty

Someone who most often is short with blonde hair, and is a bit of a numpty

"Look at Rob, he's looking like a chumpty"

by Guydell May 21, 2018

cumptuous

A huge cumload from a super rich guy and she totally swallows just because he’s rich and she probably gags and makes a grossed out face and stumbles for a chaser because he saved that shit up for her and it’s stale as fuck.

Hey girl, I totally gave a bj to him in the limo after we dropped you off last night, and it was cumptuous! He bought me a diamond promise ring today!

by Bigviscousshotter January 2, 2020

cumstyle

very cool

haha cumstyle

by Kriak November 30, 2020

Cumpy

When you cum on a dumpy.

"Yeah it was crazy, I was with the Grinch last night and he let me cumpy him!"

by grinchlover41 January 16, 2022