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Cumplosion

When a male ejaculates and it knocks the people surrounding him off their feet. Has been known to break limbs etc. of spectators.
AAAGH! You broke my leg when you had a cumplosion!
by Peter lololololol December 10, 2009
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Cumplosion

the point of when jackulation is under no control, leading to the jaculator's seamen to be spread throught the entire premisis of his computer room
Dude, last night i had a cumplosion and killed me dog!
by 3241rlkcnt May 15, 2008
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cumpletion

When a male or female attempts to reach full orgasm and succeeds.
John failed to help Morgan reach a good cumpletion in bed.
by SexyMinimalist7 November 20, 2017
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cummly

A discriptive word used to discribe a plain looking whore, bar flys, and sluts
That woman at the end of the bar is looking rather cummly.
by E Nigma January 14, 2010
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mexa-cumplianos-serenada-phobia

The fear of mexican restaurant waiters singing happy birthday to you. (or feliz cumplianos a ti or any other similar song sung in a festive manor to one person in particular) This usually happens along with the receiving of a small desert and lots of head turning. Sometimes the recipient is also required to do a dance or wear a hat.
My sister is mexa-cumplianos-serenada-phobic, and it's really funny. She starts to shake when she hears the waiters coming out of the kitchen clapping even when it isn't for her. Yeah, sometimes i feel sorry for people who have mexa-cumplianos-serenada-phobia.
by that girl over there 00000 January 1, 2009
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We will not comply!

The most patriotic slogan for yelled by the American people who are tired of being lead astray.
The slogan We will not comply! is a great way to express dismay about the political climate.
by Slang Advisory Board March 30, 2019
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Cumplimentary

Cumplimentary: (Adjective) - a free load of ejaculate regardless of it’s placement.

Used in sentence:

My girlfriend & I were having sexual intercourse, and I was nice enough to give her a cumplimentary nutt on her face and tits when I pulled out.
My girlfriend & I were having sexual intercourse, and I was nice enough to give her a cumplimentary nutt on her face and tits when I pulled out
by Johnny LoudCloud Bong August 3, 2018
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