cumlostrum

The early pre ejaculate that makes your girlfriend want your Johnson so bad she is willing to lick her own kuntoil

I know you like the taste of my cumlostrum

by Rouper Grueben February 11, 2018

Ol' Grandads Savory Cumnogg

Place a glass on your bathroom counter. Add dick snot every morning for 20 days. Set outside in the sun, or apply heat slowly until cum has separated. Add nutmeg and half n half slowly while using an immersion blender. Throw a cinnamon stick in and enjoy!!

"Oh! How festive!" She said as she watched her best friend sip and spit her glass of Ol' Grandads Savory Cumnogg on her luscious tits :) :)

by TakeFuck December 11, 2019

cumdog

a small chuddy jewbat who hibernates in the chess department.

cumdog, slumdog, rcdog

by ery5yeryhsdrhs March 13, 2009

cumlord

me and myself with your mother

i am your mother's cumlord

by koki bolls August 11, 2021

cumology

Study of cum, jizz, semen.
Could be from watching people masturbate so many times or pleasuring others until cum comes out.
Or in case of some girls, sucking dicks so many times, and so much cum is in her mouth that she could study it.

Sally is well on her way to a career in cumology.

by d00dasdfasdf November 1, 2009

cumlocked

When a girl lets cum dry up in her vagina causing the inner wall to stick together.

Hey sista I got gangbanged last night and now I'm all cumlocked!

or

No we can't fuck tonight cause I didn't shower since the last time and I'm cumlocked.

or

Fuck no! That bitch's cumlocked on both sides!

by dayman_nightman August 26, 2013

cumlocks

When you blow your load in a girls hair, then mix it all around, when it hardens, she has lovely cum locks

Man, did you see Sarah rockin' those cumlocks? She got it bad.

by Jip! June 23, 2006